Wura’s Secret Hair
Stated little Peggy Ann McKay.
“I have the measles short front lace wigs and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry.
I’m going blind in my proper eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I’ve counted sixteen chicken pox.
And there’s one more – that’s seventeen,
And don’t you assume my face appears green
My leg is minimize, my eyes are blue,
It might be the instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I’m positive that my left leg is broke.
My hip hurts once i move my chin,
My belly button’s caving in.
My back is wrenched, my ankle’s sprained,
My ‘pendix pains each time it rains.
My toes are cold, my toes are numb,
I’ve a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when i communicate.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I believe my hair is falling out.
My elbow’s bent, my spine ain’t straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I can’t hear,
There is a short front lace wigs hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my coronary heart is ..
What What’s that What’s that you just say
You say in the present day is …….